I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
--I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.--
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
--I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.--
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
--I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.--
--I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.--
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
--I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.--
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
--I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.--
--I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.--
I/'ve TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
--I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.--
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
--I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.--
--I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.--
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
--I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.--
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
--I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.--
--I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.--
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
--I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.--
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
--I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.--
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
--I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.--
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
--I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.--
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
--I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.--
I SING AT CHURCH, so I MUST be black.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
--I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.--
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
--I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.--
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
--I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.--
--I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.--
--I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.--
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
--I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.--
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
--I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.--
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
--I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.--
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
--I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.-- (wel..that ones actually true ^^ I dress like a guy almost everyday)
--I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.--
--I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.--
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
--I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.--
--I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.--
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
--I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.--
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
--I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.--
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
--I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.--
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
--I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.--
--I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.--
--I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.--
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
--I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.--
--I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.--
--I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.--
--I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.--
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
--I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.--
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
--I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.--
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
--I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.--
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
--I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.--
--I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.--
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
--I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.--
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
--I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.--
--I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.--
--I SWEAR so I MUST be STUPID and HAVE NO VOCABULARY--
--I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED--